Not Quite Donne

OMG. Is this not the most awesome gift EVER? Because who wouldn't want to wake up to the soothing tones of Stephen Fry?

Also, I am getting back into my tea habit and find that I have no good tea icons! I'm sure there must be some fellow tea-obsessives on here with good tea icons - please point in the direction of a comm or icon-maker or something! I've tried to make my own and they're total rubbish.

Still waiting for my 2nd suitcase to be delivered by Virgin. Reaaalllly want them to come soon, because it is gorgeous and SUNNY (!!!) outside and I really want to go for a walk.

Take a break from the wank and read about wanking! :D

Title: Cedric Diggory – Gay Hustler
Author: NQDonne
Pairing: Harry/Cedric, Cedric/every male at Hogwarts implied :P
Rating: R
Summary: Harry becomes movie!Cedric's latest customer :P
Warnings: quasi-chan. Harry is 14 and Cedric is 17, as this is set during GoF. But they're also not, erm, going “whole-hog” (Flannery O'Connor reference! :P) so no worries :D

Author's Notes: This is based on the idea that, hello!, movie!Cedric is totally a gay hustler. That scene on the bridge? Random, totally gay, overly enthusiastic Hufflepuff #1 embracing Cedric in the Great Hall? Pretty Hufflepuff Boy #2 (or is that ALSO Hufflepuff #1?) with his head in Cedric's lap? OMG, gayhustler!Cedric is SO movie canon. And, because of that, I've pulled the lines at the beginning and action descriptions right from the movie. But, really, the important thing is that this is for lizardspots who I know wants to see some Cedric/Harry, so hopefully she's not opposed to a little humour/crack. Happy Birthday lizard!

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( Had Cedric Diggory just propositioned him? )