January 17th, 2007

Fic: How Chocolate Saved Christmas (as far as Harry Potter is concerned), Draco/Harry, Rated NC-17

So, yes, this is my hd_hols pinch hit.

old skool emo under the cut )

Now, put on your Christmas cap and get ready for some cracky porn. Good year round!

Title: How Chocolate Saved Christmas (as far as Harry Potter is concerned)
Author: NQDonne
Recipient: loveless_x
Summary: Remus Lupin mistakenly gifts his friends with some aphrodisiac-laced chocolate. Harry’s the first victim.
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,800
Kinks: dirty talk, frottage, sex in a broom closet :D
Author’s Note: Written for the Winter 2006 round of [info]hd_holidays. [info]loveless_x - I’ve tried my best to hit most of your buttons, and I hope you like it! Please forgive the quasi-crack-humor-PWPness of it all… I tried to go to the Department of UST and Backstory but the boys just really, really wanted to shag. :P A big thank you to my betas - [info]florahart, [info]starrysummer, [info]lauriegilbert and [info]violet_quill.

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Remus Lupin loved three things: chocolate, making others happy and Christmas )

I started a Snupin sequel (because you know you want to see what happened when Snape got his gift), but as this is going up so late after Christmas, honestly, it'll have to wait until next year. Lame, but true.

Whoopee!!!

HOUSTON, WE HAVE BAGGAGE!

How long did that take them? Two and a half weeks? And all I had to do finally was yell at some poor bloke at a call centre in India.

GO SHILPA GO!!!!!

I LOVE CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER. I LOVE IT.

OH MY GOD. ARE YOU WATCHING THIS!?!?!??!!

:-O