January 29th, 2007

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Just wanted to reassure everybody:

I have not had a heart attack.

I may or may not have spontaneously combusted, but really, I'm fine.

If you don't know what I'm talking about

OH MY FUCKING GOD GO BUY THE PAPER

I have to go buy 8 million Evening Standards. More when I'm not at work.

I'm dying.

Dan naked, with a horse

I honestly thought these pics had circulated more. Flock minions, flock to my LJ!!!! I am seriously buying multiple copies of this. And putting it on my wall. And making it my desktop background.

I have never in my life been this attracted to Dan. I mean it. There's usually about 50% intellectual attraction with me. This is 100% animalistic physical attraction. He's gorgeous. I want to have his children. Now.

DAN IS NAKED NEXT TO A HORSE. THERE IS A HAPPY TRAIL. AND STUBBLE )