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Master List of My Fanfics
So you want to read my fic? Wow, you're brave. :P Here it all is, organized by pairing so you can pick your poison. Be warned that not all my fics are created equal, especially since some involved slightly emo dabbling in new pairings/genres. I have stars next to my personal favorites, in case you're curious. Most recent stories at the top (and they tend to be the better ones :D)

The original postings of all pre-September fic is hosted on LJ - you are free to pop on over there to read and comment. All stories with questionable content will now be hosted here, and only posted on IJ.

Non-HP and/or HP crossover Fic

**They Come In Pairs. Torchwood/Harry Potter crossover. Harry/Ianto, Ianto/Jack and Harry/Remus implied. Rated NC-17. Written for the crossover_hp 2007 fest.

Summary: He knows his name is Harry Potter, that he is twenty-six years old and that at some point five or six years ago, he came into possession of something Torchwood wants, that Jack wants. But Ianto plays dumb, and asks him all the right questions.

Sarnie Before Lights Out. Life on Mars fandom. Sam/Annie/Gene, Rated NC-17.

Summary: It's countdown to 2 p.m. and Sam, Annie and the Guv can't resist. Missing scene from LoM S1Ep6.


Harry/Draco

**Life On Mars. Rated NC-17. Completed. Post-HbP.

Summary: When former Death Eater informants start turning up dead, Auror Harry Potter must take star Daily Prophet reporter (and owner) Draco Malfoy into protective custody.

Cho Must Die a Horrible, Painful Death. Rated NC-17. WIP (unlikely to be finished, so you have been warned). Pre-HbP, OotP compliant.

Summary: Cho’s messing Harry about leads him to consider… other options (aka: Draco Malfoy). Botched kissing attempts, fumbling in the Prefects' Bathroom, the sordid use of Parseltongue and, of course, massive squabbling follows.

One Shots

Pret-a-Partenaire. Harry/Draco + Draco/Percy, Harry/bartender, Draco/bartender. Rated NC-17. Completed. Written for hd_holidays Summer 2007 round.

Summary: Of all the sandwich joints in London, he had to walk into Harry's.

How Chocolate Saved Christmas (As Far as Harry Potter is concerned). Rated NC-17. Written for hd_holidays Winter 2006 round.

Summary: Remus Lupin mistakenly gifts his friends with some aphrodisiac-laced chocolate. Harry’s the first victim.

** A Night at the Opera. Rated NC-17. Kinks: PARSELTONGUE, BLOW JOBS, INGENIUS USE OF POP CULTURE PHENOMENON :D

Summary: As a birthday gift, Harry decides to take Draco out for a little Muggle culture. H/D, Jerry Springer, and blow jobs - oh my!

Always the Stranger. Rated PG-13.

Summary: One-shot based on lyrics from Wicked Little Town (Reprise) from Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Inspired by the "non-song fic challenge." A drunk, heart-broken, and changed Draco Malfoy runs into Harry Potter one night, and finds that the Gryffindor has changed a lot - and for the worst. Set sometime during 7th year. Pre-HbP, OotP compliant.


PERCY FIC

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. assassin!Percy, Percy/Zach, Percy/Harry, Percy/others implied. Rated R.

Summary: Percy keeps a list of targets folded and tucked safely within his inside robe pocket. He enjoys a thrill of satisfaction each time he takes it out, unfolds it and crosses out another name, noting beside it in parentheses the cause of death.

WAGs to Riches. Percy/Oliver, Rated NC-17.

Summary: How the boy Percy had idly daydreamed about in school had ended up one of the country's top rugby players was something Percy left up to bad karma.

Notes: written for best_of_five for the 2007 hp_springsmut fest


RARE PAIRS

** Practical Lessons in Auror Methodology. Harry/Zacharias, Rated NC-17.

Summary: Harry's in his last year of training with just one thing standing in the way of becoming a full-fledged Auror – partnering with Zacharias Smith.

Notes: written for msharrypotter for the 2007 hp_springsmut fest

Cedric Diggory - Gay Hustler. Harry/Cedric, Rated R.

Summary: Harry becomes movie!Cedric's latest customer :P

Notes: written for lizardspots' birthday

Bargaining Chip. Remus/Draco/Harry, Rated NC-17. Kinks: VOYEURISM, THREESOME, DIRTY TALK

Summary: Forced to go back to Hogwarts post-war to finish his NEWTs, Draco finds a way to entertain himself.

Notes: written for letmypidgeonsgo for the pervy_werewolf stocking stuffer challenge.

Harry Potter: (Virgin) God of Sex. Remus/Harry, Rated NC-17. Kinks: FIRST TIME, DIRTY TALK

Summary: Harry's saved the world and returned to Hogwarts, but somehow has not yet managed to get laid. He decides Remus can help him change that. (Pre-quel to Bargaining Chip - but read this 2nd!)

Notes: written for letmypidgeonsgo for the pervy_werewolf stocking stuffer challenge.

Love is Like a Crumple-Horned Snorkack. Rated PG-13. One Shot.

Summary: Ron just can’t fathom why Luna believes in all the things she does.


Draco/Hermione

** Punch Drunk Love | Two | Three. (co-written with kataclysmic. Rated R. Complete.

Summary: A meeting between a much older Draco and Hermione leads to some heartbreaking discoveries.

Compromises in the Great Outdoors. (co-written with kataclysmic). Rated NC-17. One Shot.

Summary: Hermione and Draco apparate to their honeymoon in the Cotswolds and much wacky, kinky shagging ensues. Originally started for the Honeymoon Challenge at Contra Veritas, then banished to WIP hell when both author's became slash fiends.


Harry/Ron

** Mental Images. Rated PG-13. One Shot.

Summary: Ron has a policy on mental images, and Harry teases him mercilessly.


Crack RP Fic
Note: All three of these are spoofs wherein I, fake-reporter extraordinaire, "interview" Alfonso Cuaron/visit the PoA set for the totally fake publication Charming! Magazine. It was crack I wrote for a friend that I decided to post, and honestly I think it's rather funny.

** An Interview with Alfonso Cuaron | Part Two. Rated R (for references to this reporter lusting after at-the-time underaged Daniel Radcliffe).

Summary: Wherein a gumshoe reporter falls victim to Alfonso Cuaron's magnetic energy, and the two of them discuss the new look and feel of Prisoner of Azkaban and Daniel Radcliffe's animal magnetism. (aka: NQDonne has an imaginary conversation with herself and tries to justify her forbidden love of Daniel Radcliffe)

Snippets from the Set: The Shrieking Shack. Rated R.

Summary: Charming! Magazine visits the set of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.


Gen

The Scarlet Tide. Rated PG-13.

Summary: Draco contemplates war and the value of sides. (inspired by the non-song fic challenge).