Not Quite Donne

Title: Bywyd ar Mawrth (Life on Mars) – 5 of 5
Author: NQDonne (featuring work safe art by lizardspots)
Summary: When former Death Eater informants start turning up dead, Auror Harry Potter must take star Daily Prophet reporter (and owner) Draco Malfoy into protective custody.
Rating: NC-17.
Pairing: Draco/Harry + excessive appearances by Zacharias Smith
Word Count: 27,408 (total), 6,150 this part
Author’s Notes: This chapter has been a long time in the making – I've had it plotted for seven months, but modding fests and writing fest fic sidetracked me considerably. This story is now, obviously, AU to Deathly Hallows canon. But you know what? I like my version better :P I wrote the epilogue seven months ago, long before the third, fourth and fifth chapters. So, like JKR, I have been working towards this epilogue. Let's hope it doesn't suck as much :P Thanks to my beta extraordinaire silentauror, to sillyshy for prodding me until I finished this and to lizardspots for illustrating the epilogue.

Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four

( It was dark when Harry woke up. )

Title: Bywyd ar Mawrth (Life on Mars) – 4 of 5
Author: NQDonne
Summary: When former Death Eater informants start turning up dead, Auror Harry Potter must take star Daily Prophet reporter (and owner) Draco Malfoy into protective custody.
Rating: NC-17.
Kinks: FROTTAGE, RIMMING, BOTTOM!Harry ;)
Pairing: Draco/Harry + excessive appearances by Zacharias Smith
Word Count: 8,284
Author’s Notes: A big thank you to my betas silentauror, violet_quill, lauriegilbert, and to anise_anise for making the porn not suck (and for providing some seriously awesome dialogue in parts). :D Forgive me, but this the LOOOONG chapter, but there's also lots and lots of sex. :P

Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three

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( Harry awoke the next morning to a strangled cry and his bedroom door being thrown open by an enraged Malfoy )

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Sorry for the delay between chapters - real life drama + holiday fest beta reading got me distracted (oh, and did I mention the totally RANDOM Remus-porn I've been writing? OMGWTF?). But here we go again on Life on Mars - I really love this chapter, so I'm going to be blatant and shameful and tell you so, so maybe you'll all read it and love it as much as I do. *cough* I'm also hoping the current lull in H/D fic on Smutmas and hd_holidays will help... So, yeah. Right. *cough*

Title: Bywyd ar Mawrth (Life on Mars) – 3 of 5
Author: NQDonne
Summary: When former Death Eater informants start turning up dead, Auror Harry Potter must take star Daily Prophet reporter (and owner) Draco Malfoy into protective custody.
Rating: NC-17.
Kinks: WANKING, VOYEURISM (yes, this part has smut, OMG!)
Pairing: Draco/Harry + excessive appearances by Zacharias Smith
Word Count: 5,100
Author’s Notes: A big thank you to my betas silentauror and lauriegilbert, and to starrysummer for putting up with all my exhaustive plotting sessions over IM. :D Please forgive the lack of Harvard commas. It's been ingrained in me, I'm afraid :P

Chapter One | Chapter Two

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( When had this turned into the gay inquisition? )

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Note that this will now be out of five. I couldn't tie everything up in four chapters. The boys just took too long to get to shagging :D

Title: Bywyd ar Mawrth (Life on Mars) – 2 of 5
Author: NQDonne
Summary: When former Death Eater informants start turning up dead, Auror Harry Potter must take star Daily Prophet reporter (and owner) Draco Malfoy into protective custody.
Rating: NC-17.
Pairing: Draco/Harry + excessive appearances by Zacharias Smith
Word Count: 3,996
Author’s Notes: A big thank you to my betas silentauror and lauriegilbert, and to starrysummer for putting up with all my exhaustive plotting sessions over IM. :D Please forgive the lack of Harvard commas. It's been ingrained in me, I'm afraid :P

Chapter One

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( 'What? Does the great Harry Potter also speak Welsh?' Malfoy retorted, eyeing a cow by the side of the road and giving it his patented death glare. )

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I know what you're thinking, "OMG she wrote fic? Like new fic? Fic that has a foreseeable ending? And a not-so-fanon!Draco (kind of)? WTF?" Well, yes. And, um, here's the first part. This may end up five parts instead of four, but no more than that. I've written the epilogue and everything, just to make sure it gets finished. Enjoy!

Title: bywyd ar Mawrth (Life on Mars) – 1 of 5
Author: NQDonne
Summary: When former Death Eater informants start turning up dead, Auror Harry Potter must take star Daily Prophet reporter (and owner) Draco Malfoy into protective custody.
Rating: eventual R/NC-17.
Pairing(s): Draco/Harry, fleeting mentions of Ron/Hermione and Snape/Lupin
Word Count: 3,896
Author’s Notes: A big thank you to my betas silentauror and lauriegilbert, and to starrysummer for putting up with all my exhaustive plotting sessions over IM. :D

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( Harry groaned and set down that morning’s issue of The Daily Prophet, pushing Draco Malfoy’s smirking visage away as it simpered coyly from the mug credit that accompanied the front page article... )

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