Oh, Dan
Dear Dan,
Please get some sleep. And shower. You look kind of skanky.
Also, plz to be growing soon, kthanxbi.
And ditch the fugly emo hat. And the man purse.
Vee thinks you paid your "friends" 50 quid each to hang out with you. Pay me to hang out with you. I'm poor.
Love,
NQ
P.S. I am totes trying to figure out where that is so I can stalk you. And sell the photographs so I can afford to eat more than Pot Noodle (MSG, yum!)
Please get some sleep. And shower. You look kind of skanky.
Also, plz to be growing soon, kthanxbi.
And ditch the fugly emo hat. And the man purse.
Vee thinks you paid your "friends" 50 quid each to hang out with you. Pay me to hang out with you. I'm poor.
Love,
NQ
P.S. I am totes trying to figure out where that is so I can stalk you. And sell the photographs so I can afford to eat more than Pot Noodle (MSG, yum!)