Not Quite Donne

Reveals are up for the percy_ficathon! Bwahahahahaha, I guessed three fics correctly. I pwn. So I think it was insanely obvious which one I wrote, but it obviously wasn't because ZOMG, someone thought florahart, violet_quill or emiime might have written it which flatters me TO NO END. *squees* So I wrote this for me but it ended up fitting an abandoned person in the fest, hence why it went up there. The fic I was actually writing for the fest (my recipient dropped out) is still in progress - it's a long one!

Title: Adonis Departed
Author: NQDonne
Pairing: Percy/Charlie, Percy/OC & Charlie/OC mentioned
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Percy discovers Charlie is gay when he walks in on him, balls-deep inside a fair-haired boy from the village, thrusting as if it were the most natural thing in the world.
Word Count: 5,300
Disclaimer: I don't own, and everyone (fictional!) involved is over the age of 18.
Warnings: incest, dirty talk
Author's Notes: Covers CoS – pre-OotP canon, the bulk of it takes place between GoF and OotP. Thank you to my beta and hand holder emiime and to snegurochka_lee for making my YEAR by praising my Charlie and reccing this. I died of squee. Also, fun fact: the porn that is referenced in here is a REAL porn, that was released in 1995. Yes, I'm so anal I cross-referenced my porn to make sure it was canon.


( Percy is sixteen and Charlie is home from Romania for the weekend, paying their mother the dutiful visits she thrives on (and nags about if they don't happen frequently enough), though Percy now rather thinks his visit may have more to do with the boy who writhed so happily under his cock. )

Here's my last pre-reveal edition of Percy Ficathon recs. I still have a few fics to read, but I wanted to put together a master list of my recs from the fest, for the sake of organisation, and put up the ones I read today. This fest deserves more love (and more recs! Am I seriously the only one doing it?), so please read and comment! Above the cut recs are new, under the cut older ones are organised. Later I'll put them all under categories and tag this post for each searching.

Locker Room Longings by Anon at the percy_ficathon. Charlie/Oliver, Percy, Rated NC-17. Kinks: VOYEURISM, WANKING, BLOW-JOBS, UNDERAGE

Summary: When Percy goes to congratulate Oliver on a Quidditch victory, he finds his dorm mate in a compromising situation.

Dude. I got TWO gift fics. Like, zomg. And this, so much like my first, fits my prompt request so perfectly! I mean, Charlie/Oliver = HOT, and Percy watching? Self-explanatory, really!

Five Bad Days by Anon at the percy_ficathon. Percy/Cedric, Rated PG-13.

Summary: Some bad days are worse than others.

Wow. I have completely spoiled by all the wonderful Percy/Cedric fic in this fest, a pairing I'm not sure was even written before (I've never seen it). And this is just lovely. Nothing beating "missing moments" for me, and this features five both sweet and bittersweet vignettes that are just that. The style is simple yet full of detail and it is just so worth a read.

Bravery by Anon at the percy_ficathon. Percy Gen, Rated G.

Summary: True bravery is shown by performing without witness what one might be capable of doing before all the world ~ François de la Rochefoucauld

Yes, that's right. I'm reccing gen. Wow. That's new. But this is just an unbelievably apt character portrait, specifically of Percy and his actions in the war. It features filling in some of the blanks from Deathly Hallows, which is more or less why it totally owns me. I've been itching to read something like this, and I love the take this person has on Percy and why he is brave. A+++

Carrying On by Anon at the percy_ficathon. Percy/Snape, Percy Gen, Rated R.

Summary: When Percy looks back on this year, all he will say is "I did what I had to do."

Oh, yay! I wanted a fic that filled in what Percy did in his year at the Ministry and here's another one! And this one is so edgy! I'm honestly not completely sold on Percy/Snape, but this fic just wins for the description of the battles scenes at the end. The author's rendition of when Fred dies is just heartbreaking. Oh, Percy Ficathon, how you win at life.

( Collective Percy Ficathon Recs, Organised )

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Clearly I FAIL at cross-posting. But people aren't really leaving LJ, and it's likely I will just end up putting fic on here, sigh. I don't know man. IJ needs to get prettier.

Okay, this was one of the most bizarrely organic things I've ever written. Just kind of wrote itself. I like it entirely too much. Rather dark, but plz to be giving it a chance. And comment so I don't go hide in a dark hole of "omgican'tbelieveiwrotethis" and never come out.

Title: Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
Author: NQDonne
Pairing(s): Percy/Harry, Percy/Zacharias, Percy/others implied
Rating: hard R, mostly for language and sexual innuendo
Summary: Percy keeps a list of targets folded and tucked safely within his inside robe pocket. He enjoys a thrill of satisfaction each time he takes it out, unfolds it and crosses out another name, noting beside it in parentheses the cause of death.
Warnings: assassin!Percy, dub-con, major and minor character death, AU (uses some DH canon but disregards things so far as who lives/dies at the end is concerned)
Word Count: circa 2,450
Author's Notes: While this was born of my assassin!Percy in Life on Mars, this does not take place in the LoM verse. This is a darker, more bad-ass!Percy and the story uses a different canon timeline as that piece. Thanks to violet_quill for developing this idea with me over dinner last December. Ultimately I was the one who ended up writing it, though she might use it at some point in the future, lol. Live on bad-ass!Percy, live on… I was too impatient to wait for my normal Calvary of betas, so thank you to my London ladies lizardspots and raelinschaos for looking over it for me.

( The only person who knows about Percy's... extracurricular activities is Severus Snape, once a spy for Dumbledore and now an excellent handler, though for whom he's handling Percy is unclear. )

I amuse myself. emiime and I were having a chat and she was using the Percy Ficathon mods GTalk account. So everytime she said something, it looked like "Percy" was saying it. Then this happened and I lol'd. Had to share.

( Amusing screenshot under the cut )

And what did I do today, you ask? Why, I wrote some filthy porn! Take that, LJ! :D

Have scanned Percy art. It is soooooo pretty and HUGE! Have resized it for the web. It is still huge, but easier to look at. Expect icons soon! And tell sillyshy how awesome she is!

( large image under the cut )

(psst - she does commissions!)

I am soooooo happy with my pretty Percy art. *hugs it*

So hd_holidays reveals are up, so here be my fic (fake-cut b/c I want to keep all my comments in one place and I can't be arsed to repost both parts here :D). Most of you who know me could probably spot mine from two miles away. Yeah, um, sorry... NQ = Obvious liek woah. Everyone else, plz to be reading. Yes it IS an H/D fic with a lot of Percy in it, but it seems from the original comments that I made most people who read it like Percy, so even the Percy-wary can read.

Author: NQDonne
Title: Pret-a-Partenaire
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Draco/Percy, Harry/hot bartender, Draco/hot bartender :P
Summary: Of all the sandwich joints in London, he had to walk into Harry's.
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): clubbing, voyeurism, an unrealistic number of doors left ajar, wanking, elevator sex, snark and banter, backstory that should probably be there ignored to preserve my sanity (including an almost unbelievable lack of Hermione and Ron), Starbucks conspiracy theories and excessive love for Pret-a-Manger
Word Count: approx. 20,600
Author's Notes: Written for the 2007 summer round of hd_holidays for all-around Percy fangirl floweringjudas. Fangirled/proofread by lizardspots, raelinschaos, silentauror, eloiselovelace and emiime. As you can tell, this turned out VERY Percy-centric, but I am wicked proud of it and, well, look for more fic in this 'verse, namely Percy/Hot bartender and Harry/Draco/Percy. FYI: Pret-a-Manger is a London-based sandwich chain that specialises in healthy sandwiches/lunch food prepared daily. I <3 it (and so does Harry). And Starbucks white caffè mocha = white chocolate mocha in the US. And Gabriel? Why, yes, he is based on Sylar/Gabriel Grey from Heroes! *cough*

( The first time Harry saw Draco Malfoy at Pret-a-Manger, sitting at a corner table eating a sandwich, he merely told the cashier in a low voice to make it for take-away, dropped three pound coins into his palm and walked back out, for once thankful for the busy lunch crowd. He took his tuna mayonnaise back to the Ministry and ate at his desk, cursing the poncy git for infringing on his favourite lunch spot. )

So, yes! Reveals are DONE, so now I can post my fics here and be all non-anon and comment-whore-like :D For this fic, I'll just link to the hp_springsmut post, because there are some lovely comments on there and it'll be nice to have them all in one place. I'll post my other story, Practical Lessons in Auror Methodology (Harry/Zach), here on my journal since it's ueber long. It will also have an "alternate ending" of sorts, since I wrote one version, rechecked my prompt, hit myself over the head for including some things, and rewrote a key scene. I thought it'd be fun to post both :D But without further adieu - my pinch hit!

Title: WAGs to Riches
Author: NQDonne
Pairing: Percy/Oliver, mentions of Charlie/OC
Rating: NC-17
Summary: How the boy Percy had idly daydreamed about in school had ended up one of the country's top rugby players was something Percy left up to bad karma.
Warning(s): non-magical AU, excessive British pop culture references + one slightly maniacal cat
Word Count: @ 9,000
Author's Notes: Written for best_of_five as part of the 2007 hp_springsmut fest. Thanks to lizardspots for the squee and poking and to eloiselovelace for the emergency (and encouraging!) beta. Also thank you to everyone who left comments on this story during the fest and to those who recced! I was *thrilled* to see people liked this, especially those of you who write Percy whom I admire so much! Some of your recs made me blush ♥

( Percy had always imagined he'd end up in banking, like his brother Bill, or at least in politics, like his father. )