Not Quite Donne

People have asked which "OMG SUPER GAY" pictures I am referring to. Okay, it's one picture. The two are just emo, and I honestly burst out laughing when I saw them because they were so emo. Srsly. It's like a send up of 8 Mile, and I think they're pretty lame.



( The other two - warning: you may split your sides laughing )

Just got my hands on some pretty choice soundtracks, so expect music shortly. Srsly. Rikki Lake singing, WTF? (and not bad)

And, yes, I know Dan is oh so pretty (the eyes!), but dude: he looks like a retarded leather daddy and WTF 8 MILE/50 CENT RAPPER EMO?

... Okay, shocolate is waaaaay ahead of me.

( The text of the article, to boot )

Okay, I finally came across two photos I couldn't resist sharing. I know what you're thinking: the SUPER GAY (but he likes women, dammit! the photo shoot had a stylist, I'm telling you) photo from Detail magazine didn't warrant photo commentary? None of the OotP pics? Nah, I've been too lazy. And I really only have one thing to say:


Does anyone else think Dan is starting to look like the love child between a muppet and a Beatle? Or maybe he's just finally become an Emo Kid. Cause, srsly, WTF hair?

Also, this photo WINS AT LIFE


I need an icon of that. I need new icons in general.

Oh, and Dan's suit at the LA premiere? Very dapper, and didn't make him look short at all. Win.

p.s. nicked the pics from shocolate, of course <3

Gacked from shocolate. Note: he doesn't smoke real ciggies in the play - I'm pretty sure they're cloves. Also, watermarks suck. And I'm not such a fan of the funny orgasm face pics, so there aren't so many of those ;)





( Just a few more under the cut )

... and I should not be finding smoking sexy. Nope. Not at all.

I thought I'd post these for those that hate going to the official sites or loathe watermarks (like I do!). Thanks to shocolate for the pretty. These are just the colour ones, as I think the black and white ones look washed out. It is clear that the shoot was shot in colour and later gray-scaled for news publication, so these are the best quality in terms of contrast, etc.

( These are truly gi-normous... but there's hair in detail, so it's okay )

Isn't he delicious?

Alternatively, the whole gallery is here.

On a side note, is it just me or does he look taller? Wishful thinking? Just a long torso? Hmmmmm? :P

Next: you know I'll totes end up making icons.

I honestly thought these pics had circulated more. Flock minions, flock to my LJ!!!! I am seriously buying multiple copies of this. And putting it on my wall. And making it my desktop background.

I have never in my life been this attracted to Dan. I mean it. There's usually about 50% intellectual attraction with me. This is 100% animalistic physical attraction. He's gorgeous. I want to have his children. Now.

( DAN IS NAKED NEXT TO A HORSE. THERE IS A HAPPY TRAIL. AND STUBBLE )